
After-dinner speaking testimonials .. .
“It sounded as though one of my favourite celebrities, Eric Morecambe, was also one of yours and a brilliant one to start with… Thanks for entertaining us so well on a very cold winter night.” Sue Hammond , Brackenhurst Country Women’s Club, F eb 2012
“All the ladies loved your talk – they do like a laugh! Can we book you again?” Woodhall Spa Ladies’ Luncheon Club, May 2011
“We had the most wonderful time! The talk went by so fast – we were bewitched!” Janet Gale, Cleveland Ladies’ Luncheon Club. Jan 2011
“I have met a lot of people today who were at the group last night, and they have all said how they enjoyed your talk. Well done! Brenda Page, St. Barnabas Hospice Friendship Group, Lincoln. April 2012
After-dinner speaking testimonials . . .
Or what audience members and bookers have said after Graham’s speech at dinners and other events.
“Absolutely superb!”
Rob Hayes, President, Bingley Airedale Rotary, 2010
“Very entertaining!”
Martin Radford, Total Networking, Grantham
Thank you so much for last night - we really enjoyed your talk. I've never heard some of the women laugh so much and it raised a smile on even the most formidable of the group (and that takes some doing, believe me). I particularly liked the touches of humanity that ran through your talk (you as a boy etc). Don't you think that the best comics all have it ? Peter Kay, Michael McIntyre...
Tonia Evers, Everton WI
“Thank you so much for coming to the conference. You were great! You made a nice start and we had a good weekend with a good variety of speakers.”
Auriol Thornton – Rotary District 1240 Conference Organiser
“Just a quick line of thanks for Tuesday night. My WI ladies thought you were wonderful.”
Gosberton , WI
“Graham entertained us royally.”
Fylde Rotary ( Blackpool)
“Fabulous!”
Dianne Davidson, WI speaker finder
“We all agreed it was a truly riveting talk…” Upton WI
“Very funny. An eye-opener!” Newark Conservative Club Ladies’ Group
“That really was a star performance!”
Newark Rotary Club
“Brilliant! Very entertaining.”Scunthorpe Pentagon Rotary
“We could have listened to you all night.”
Bourne WI
“The feedback has been very good and I have already recommended you to other groups.” Dunham W.I.
And just to show you can’t win ’em all…
“In no way a disaster…” Peter Negus, Swadlincote Rotary
Articles - Sarah Alexander
The comic actress talks to Graham Keal
Without wishing to sound too much of a Swiss Toni, there's a pleasing symmetry about seeing a beautiful woman driving a beautiful car. And if the car is a classic Mercedes roadster, the woman is comic actress Sarah Alexander and the wind is streaming through her long blonde hair, so much the better.
All these factors came together on a sunny day in south London, when Sarah made acquaintance with a stunning 1968 280 SL in unblemished light blue metallic at Silver Arrows, Michael Lavers's long-established classic Mercedes dealership in Putney.
Sarah was well on her way to being seduced by the gorgeous machine. But the practical benefits of her current R-reg Mercedes 230 SLK are hard to ignore.
"The older Mercedes is absolutely beautiful," she says. "It's got that lovely purring feeling as the engine ticks over, which you just don't get in a modern car. It's got personality - mine's boring in comparison.
"I floored it a little bit when we drove down by the river, just to get the wind in my hair, and I'm very tempted, I have to say. The only reason I'm not handing over my Visa card now is the new-car-versus-old thing - will it be as practical, reliable, all the boring things? I know my heating works, I've got air-con - I just need to think about all those aspects."
At least the eye-watering prospect of a £30,000 credit card bill doesn't spook her, but she seems as confident and spirited in life as she does in Coupling, which recently completed its fourth series on BBC2.
Sarah, who is also a leading light of C4's brand new medical comedy Green Wing, has firm views on cars, especially the one she drove for another sitcom, The Worst Week of My Life, seen on BBC1 earlier this year.
"It was a Renault Mégane, which I absolutely hated because it had all these gadgets. First of all, there's no key. You put in a card to start the car, but then you have to take it out again, so it's lying around the dashboard and you have to put it back in to turn off. The whole performance with the bloody card drove me mad.
"And they have automatic lights that come on as it starts getting dark, which I just find irritating. I want to decide for myself when to turn the lights on. And I can't bear all that ringing that goes on, warning you to do up your seat-belt or take off the handbrake."
Sarah wasn't always so assertive, though she was an eager young pupil at Mr Thompson's driving school back home in Barnes, south London.
"The provisional licence was there on the mat on my 17th birthday. Ten driving lessons were booked, and that was all I needed. I passed straight after. I was determined."
Nights out in London for sixth-former Sarah had meant a number nine bus ride followed by the Tube: "It was a bit of a schlep. Being able to drive meant freedom, and I could share my mother's car so I had access to wheels."
Both Sarah and her Mum's Toyota Corolla survived a dangerously close encounter with a truck soon after the L-plates came off: "I was carted around Wandsworth Bridge roundabout by a lorry that attached itself to me. That was when I realised that I'd have to drive differently, be slightly more aggressive. My theory is that you learn to pass your test then relearn to drive in London"
The shared Corolla gave way to a battered VW Beetle that a friend gave her. "It was a bit of a rustbucket but it was absolutely fantastic to tear around in as an 18-year-old."
When the Beetle fell apart, Sarah graduated to a black three-door Golf with a sporty feel ("It wasn't a GTI but it had an 'S' on it… I'm not really technical") and an electric sunroof, swapping that for her SLK three years ago.
Given her 16 years' driving and an unmarked licence, Sarah's motoring history seems uneventful, but her job and her taste for adventure created other opportunities.
In the early 1990s, for example, when London Weekend TV featured a Sunbeam Alpine-driving detective named Anna Lee, Sarah's supporting character drove a Porsche 911. "I didn't like it. It was just too loud, too brutal, too much testosterone. I think the old classic Porsches are fantastic, with those lovely curved lines, but I don't like the modern ones at all."
She has driven a hired Chevy around LA, piloted a huge SUV through the snow to California's Yosemite National Park and taken an Audi Cabriolet across Spain. Fastest of all was the old Formula One car - she can't recall which one - that she drove around Brands Hatch for a day: "Oh, it was so exciting. I had to have about three cushions behind me to reach the controls but it was incredible, all that noise. About 10 of us were racing against each other and I've got a certificate somewhere with my best lap time. I loved it."
Ask about her dream car and she makes slightly unconvincing noises about a Ferrari or an Aston Martin, then gives a heartfelt sigh. "But that little blue Merc would do me fine…"
• Sarah Alexander stars in the new Channel 4 medical comedy-drama, Green Wing, on Fridays at 9.30pm.
After Dinner Speaker
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Showbiz journalist Graham Keal developed his flair for entertaining audiences early, compering student revues, appearing at folk clubs and auditioning for Opportunity Knocks. He is now an experienced speaker performing at dinners, conferences and club events all over the UK.
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